1st POST

So, this is my first post. Dave told me to write something so that's exactly what I'm doing. Football was fun. My finger is worse now than it was last week. Other than that....I got nothing to say. Talk to you guys later. booyakasha SHAZBOT!

Preying Manti Sports

Despite Win, Coaching Turmoil Clouds Bears' Future

By Larry Horse

Mon Nov 13, 2:29 AM CT

CHICAGO (Reuters) - The SEARCH
Chicago Bears sounded out a warning to the rest of the NFC with a 38-20 mauling of the New York Giants on Sunday. However, the NFC are not the only ones that were warned on Sunday evening.

Assistant Coach Jeff Goldstein (pictured left) was formally admonished after the game by head Coach Lovie Smith. Goldstein did not join fellow assistants Mike Eagan and Dave Roeing at the pre-determined offsite location and this did not site well with Coach Smith who's comments left little room for ambiguity after the game.

"We are a good football team, and we did a lot of good football things tonight, but we also did some bad football things as well. I place blame squarely on the shoulders of Assistant Coach Goldstein. We really need to make sure he is truly on board this season."

These comments come at a very innorportune time for Goldstein (pictured right) who was arrested earlier last week for lewd and indecent behavior in public. All sources say that he was found to be "having too much sex with fire hydrants".

Also troublesome for Goldstein is that the team continues to win when he does not join Coach Roeing and Coach Eagan during game time. They are 6-0 when the trio meet for the game and a lowly .500 when he manages to attend.

It is obvious Coach Goldstein has some fence mending to do.

Even Assistant Coach Roeing had some harsh words for the besieged coach:

"Pfft... Pfft... Pfft..."

"I have a hair on my tongue, and you put it there Jeff Goldstein..."

"You put the kybosh on my deal, and now I'm going to put the kybosh on you!"

The events of this Sunday have determined two things:

1. The Bears are the real deal, a force to be reckoned with.
2. Assistant Coach Goldstein had better shape up, or the Bears might just let him go the way of David Terrell, disgraced and embarassed.

Assistant Coach Matt Mroz (pictured right) could not be reached for comment by the time of publish.

Turkey Day Approaching Quickly

3 Things Need Attention: 1.) Does anybody want to go to Penny Road Pub on November 22 for the Turkey Testicle Festival? There will be bands (that one Tool coverband will be there, they are good, if the sound works this time), a testicle eating contest, and they are open until like 4am. 2.) Anybody have any ideas on the Thanksgiving 2 celebration?? I've heard some ideas, but nothing concrete. 3.) Turkey Bowl will be here before we know it. This is more of a reminder for you guys. It will most likely be early due to field availability and our wonderful friends who have salmon to eat! Times will come at a later date. Also note, I don't know anything about you guys. I'm not even sure what your names are. Keep on Truckin'

RAIN in the Forecast

ATTENTION, please make sure your women show up for the game. Sure as shit, rain is definitely in the forecast for Saturday. There is only a 30% chance, but this could still scare girls away. Be a man and make sure they don't puss out, actually make sure you don't puss out either! After bowling on saturday, I have confirmed at least 11 girls will be playing. That equates to at least 21 people total for football (I'm sure there will be more). This could be the biggest game we've ever had. Girl on girl action promised. DON'T LET A LITTLE RAIN RUIN THIS!!! Keep on Truckin'

NOVEMBER 11th FOOTBALL

Just a reminder for you all!! Guys and girls football, we have plenty of girls showing up, believe it or not. I'm looking at a total of at least 16 people (which is just counting girlfriends and boyfriends), so technically we should have even more. The game time is getting pushed back to 12:30-1PM...Please make note of this!!! Please spread the word, this is next Saturday. Even the Kock said he will be there to play! Lets show these bitches a good time!! Keep on Truckin'

Chilly Bowl 2006

That's right - the time has come. The Chilly Bowl is right around the corner (the date has been tenatively set for the day after Christmas, and more importantly the Re-Gifting Party).

I am not sure where it will be held. I am guessing that we are looking at either Country Lakes or St. Andrews again. Tee off will be at 10:07 AM.

Let me know if you plan on attending.

A few highlights from past years:

• Quijano walking through a freezing but not frozen stream after downing most of a 12 pack of Leinie's on the front nine.
• The ability to tunnel your way to the hole, ensuring a round of one putts (unless you are lazy)
• Takedowns on the first hole (I believe Vavs took it last year)
• A shirtless trio of Biff, Steve, and Quijano on the back nine last year
• The feeding of booze to Biff so that he can no longer challenge for the White Fish trophy
• Schmelzer leading at the turn only to get too drunk on the back to even come close. (2 years in a row)
• And of course, giving Quijano the dreaded glove slap (2 years in a row)

My gloves are ready, are yours?

Davey Boy Committee Member

I NEED A WOMAN!

Since Vanessa can not make the football game due to work, I need a substitute girlfriend if anyone has someone in mind.
Find me a woman.

No posts huh........

Guys and Gals Football

Well, due to these recent events, I am going to steal the date of November 11th and propose the wonderful idea of guys and girls football. Most of you laugh, but it will be fun. So please notify your women, except for those guys who don't have any (don't worry you can still play, except Biff-and you know why you son of a bitch). It will be two hand touch and at 1pm, rain or shine. Ladies, hike it up! I already have confirmation from at least 6 girls who are willing to play. If this goes to the shitter, the guys can just play, no worries. Please don't be jerkoffs, if you don't like the idea, great, don't show up or talk about how you think it is a bad idea because guess what? I don't give a shit! Keep on Truckin'

Hallowgiving POSTPONED

All,

I apologize, but we have to postpone Hallowgiving 2006. My mom is very ill and Amy and I want to be up in Schaumburg as much as possible over the coming weeks / months. Thanks for understanding. I'm not sure when we'll be able to actually hold the festivities, but I say when we do, we still dress in costumes and eat Thanksgiving fare.

Thanks,

Woodrow and Amy

Dave and I are in for Hollowgiving/Thanks Giving 2... I'm assuming that there will be a surplus of pies again since that's all you guys can manage to bring. Although it was pretty good times smashing them in Chris' face; so I admit, some extra pies are needed. So, if you're bringing something other than a pie please let me know so I can figure out what to make or fill in any holes so we aren't missing mashed potatoes again. I'll take any requests too ;)

Saturday Football?

We should get it organized for Saturday. It should be around 1 or 2 so people can sleep in eventhough sleep is overrated. It was entertaining in the slop and we could only hope that the ground is going to get more sloppy. I was born a mudder. My father was a mudder. My mother was a mudder. I hope this picture will bring out some excitement to rub some mud in somebody's face.

Football!!

Why i will be wearing an athletic supporter this weekend!

HALLOWGIVING 2006

OK, it's settled. Hallowgiving will officially be celebrated on Saturday, November 11th. What better place to show your love of turkey and costume dress-ups like a party in Pekin, where dressing up in "costumes" was invented... Everyone is more than welcome to come down and hang out on Friday the 10th.

We will be in charge of supplying a bird large enough to feed a "clan" of guests and a keg of delcious "pale" ale. You all are responsible for the rest... Please post what you will be bringing, and if you are a pussy and want a punch in the face...post a reason why you won't be able to attend, and wait for YOURS!!! Girlfriends are not only invited, but encouraged. Just a reminder, as Wyz can attest, we have a hot tub and the experience is probably even better with someone else in it.... Also, costumes are a requirement to get into the house, drink our beer and eat our bird (all the "white" meat you can handle).

Tell your friends...

Who likes Hockey?

Anybody up for a hawks game this weekend? Deni wants you to go!!!! A few of us are going to see the hawks play the blues on Sat night. I think the game is at 7:30. If you want to go let me know.

This Weekend......

So today is my sister's birthday, so in honor of this, we are going to Famous Freddie's on Saturday.

Let me know if you want to go.

Davey Boy AnklePain

Once....how about twice..IN A ROW!!!

Yes, yes, it happened!! WE PLAYED FOOTBALL!!! And it was a great turn out. So thank you to all of you that made it. We are going to play again this following weekend of 10/22. Game time is at 12:30pm. So please show up around noon. I will be there by 1:15 at the latest. Don't be gay, I don't need to be there for you guys to play! So everyone count on playing football for a second week in a row. Everyone from this past weekend confirmed they'd show, plus we may have some additions (Please still spread the word to those that don't visit the site). ON another note....would you guys be interested if I organized a guys and girls touch or flag football game??? Would be kind of fun. Just a thought. Mark your calendars for SUNDAY!!!!!!! GO BEARS!!

Random thoughts

What up all? Even though Iowa lost the game to Ohio State, this was a picture from Gameday that is classic. Also, I just got back from an interview in Downers Grove and drove past my old job at 2nd swing out there and it is going out of business. The store has a sale of 40% off everything so if you were looking for some type of golf equipment, they have great deals on like ping, callaway, titleist sets of irons from 150-250 and drivers under 100. Just some info i wanted to pass along.

YES FOOTBAL

I am there and it's up to Matt to make sure this happens.

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY

OK....IT IS GOING TO HAPPEN! Sunday, October 15th (this sunday), we shall play the fooseball!!! If you are in and ready to crack the rust off, be there at 11:30AM so we can at least start by 12:30PM!!! I expect enough guys due to growing anticipation for the season opener. I do not want to hear "Are we going to have enough guys?" The answer is shut the fuck up and let me worry about it. Just show up and get ready to play some FOOTBALL finally!!!!! ....and Keep on Truckin'