Anyone up for some donkey softball?

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/donkey-basketball/things-that-peta-is-better-off-not-knowing-about-no-112-197840.php

Who wants to get their roll on?

Bowling this evening at Hoffman at 7:30. It is pre bowling for the lousy bowlers, but anyone can come. I think Im going to get another lane too. The softball league sounds pretty cool. I think what would be best for us is to start an entire league with our own rules. I vote for the must drink beer rule. We can try to get 5-10 teams together, go to a vacant field, drink and play softball a couple times a week. Then it wouldn't be so intense on the winning and losing. We can call it 'The Drunken Sunday league'' and it doesnt have to be on Sunday. Anywho, Golf sounds cool too. I'm in for whatever. Especially the blow up doll racing. Davey Boy please look in to that so we don't miss it next year. Everyone have a great day. Until next time...stay classy Manti Men.

Granddaddy 'D'

Why Wasn't I informed?

I didn't know you guys were going on another rafting trip on Tuesday!

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/competitive-sex-doll-rafting/embrace-me-my-sweet-inflatable-you-197842.php

More Fantasy Football....

I need two guys for my other league - Roscoe's Revenge

League ID#: 385545
Password: oklahoma

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I am also in an ESPN league through work that needs some people. Email me if you want in!

droeing@yahoo.com

IN for Softball

Isn't that kind of expensive for just 8 games? Seriously, you need to make sure that if we spend that much money per person, everyone who joins the team shows up to every game (unless they have a fantastic/reasonable excuse) and actually tries hard, because otherwise that is a waste of time and money (Like that Tues. night league we were just in for example). So I'm IN, but only if it is worth my while. Sorry to be gay, but honestly, it is no fun otherwise. Keep on Truckin' -----it won't let post a picture again.

Mini Golf Outing

Since alot of us are on a golf kick the past few weeks, there was talk about a possible mini outing around Sept. 23rd. Courses we were looking at were Schaumburg, Villa Olivia, Doral Eaglewood, and Bartlett Hills. Would like to get a good group out there to play. I will post in the comments the costs per course and we can take some votes or recommendations for other places to play. We are looking to start around 3 or 3:30 to get in the twilight rates to decrease the costs. Was a good weekend and look forward to the Holiday weekend.

Indoor Sotball

Yes indeed you read the headline correctly. I just checked the Schaumburg Catalog and indoor softball starts on October 23rd. We can either play Monday (16") or Tuesday (12"). The cost for the team is roughly $900 - that means $90 a guy for 8 games plus playoffs.

Let Steve or myself know if you would like to play.

Davey Boy Crapshoes

Its a sad day

The world is coming to an end as we know it. Pluto is no longer considered a Planet. Next, Uranus will no longer be a planet and the joke will not be as funny. Just a fact everyone needs to know about. Golf Saturday, lets get something planned!

I got a lot of problems with you guys!

Ok so I got a lot of problems with you guys, and your gonna hear about it. Dave, what the hell. You change the draft day of the football league, and you don't tell anyone? You made the damn blog, and you can't post it? Fonz, I am into your fantasy hockey stuff, but you went ahead and scheduled the draft on my birthday. I won't be around for that. Then we have the K-Man..or as I should say, the WHO man? This guy only posts to the Drisc, and frankly I want to come to Iowa and kick your ass, but I know once i got there, you would be so happy to have someone there, i wouldn't want to break your spirits so i couldn't do it. So what I am saying is have a damn party, post it to everyone, and lets do it so Iowa Norm can come out and play. That is all.

Fantasy Hockey

League ID# 6919
Password: paulnewmankicksass

Hockey Season Is Around The Corner!!!!

Blackhawks Home Opener is Saturday October 7.Tickets go on sale Saturday September 16. Whoever wants to go let me know soon. Looking to sit on the 200 level for a change.Bobby if you don't go the bitch will be forever in your name but if you do go and I mean actually walk through the gates this time the bitch will be removed and only used at convenient times.

Just for Fagtrick

I don't cheat you son of a bitch!!! ..... and your post is way too long!!! Hahahahaha...you are all gonna burn....BURN! ......sorry.....fag...........Keep on Truckin'

Get Ready!!!

Well, i have to say that was one of the best canoe trips yet! Fantastic! But the real reason I am here is to throw out a warning to you all. It is August 21st which means September is just a couple weeks away. Besides Woodrow's and my awesome b-days, FOOTBALL is coming!!! Cumming hard and fast! So be ready, we can still fit in a couple softball games, but preseason shall be starting in the next couple weeks. I shall keep you all posted. Keep on Truckin'

God of Scrabble

Cheating sons of bitches! Apparently analteesn,ax,and dux are all not words but analteesn can be found on porn sites and both ax and dux are words found in the dictionary. So I put these glorious words on the scrabble board and 2 people jealous of my large vocabulary said Naaaaawwwww those aren't words.Analteesn I will accept is not a word but should be.All I have to say is rematch cheaters.

Good Times

Thanks to everyone who came by this weekend. We had a good time and ate some good pork and chicken and beans with salsa. Thanks to E for making the beans and salsa. Also Woody is was nice to see you and the wife. We will do it again with more meat next time. Golf this weekend is good for me, so when and where and I am in. Dave and I will take on all challengers.

Wisconsin River here we come AGAIN

Get ready for the rain. This should make for an interesting trip. Everyone not going, enjoy your meat. Ill catch up with you next week. Until next time...stay classy Manti Men. The Disappointer

BBQ

First of all....Dave, when the hell are we golfing on Saturday. Also as some of you know if you are not going on the river trip you are welcome to my house for some good bbq. We are gonna fire up the smoker and make some pulled pork sammys. As far as i know those who will be attending are as follows: Garrett, Bobby, Fonz, Bre, Norm, Meg, maybe the triplets. Bring some beer over if you want, we plan on hangin by the pool and relaxing. Also to the Fonz (who will supply the meat) we probally need a lot of it. Also if you have not ordered it, you should get on that. It takes about 14 hours to smoke or so, so it will be going in the smoker early sat morning. If you are bowling tonight, see ya there.

Two more fantasy football leagues

I still want to do my fantasy league on rtsports.com for $25 per person, but I also have another league that is a little different, but with more payout possiblities. Its $100 per person for 17 weeks, you just make your picks for who is going to win each game and put the rankings next to them, 16 definite win, 1 not so definite, highest points per week wins money and overall over 17 weeks. Looks to be over 80 teams so over $8000 in prize money. Let me know if you are interested. the website is ifp2k.com, my team is Ace in the Hole so if you sign up, make sure to put that in and I get a referral.

Nobody Smokes like Joe Rogan

He can rip a bong with the best of them. Looks like he gets high and plays Doom.

Dennis Leary Hates Mel Gibson

If you love Rescue Me, Dennis Leary, and Jews - You have to see this...

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/top/denis-leary-tells-mel-gibson-to-shove-it-194559.php