Random thoughts and musings. Published by the Preying Manti themselves.

Monday, May 21, 2007

Canoeing Dates

Here are the dates for the annual canoeing trips, we are gonna make 2 trips again this summer. The first will be on the weekend of June 15th-17th and the second trip will be the weekend of August 3rd-5th. All are welcome to go with exception of the ladies (sorry ladies) its about $30 per person for the camping and canoe rental and we usually get up there on firday at various times, camp at the campsite friday night and hit the river saturday morning, camp on the river saturday night and return on sunday. Its a good time had by all, and Biff might drink a warm beer from your crotch on his hands and knees if you are lucky.

If you enjoy any and all of these activities, this trip is for you:
Drinking
Fishing
Grilling
Playing Sand Wiffle Ball
Drinking
Taking a Dump in the River
Grilling
Seeing Driscols Penis
Drinking
Seeing mustaches
Relaxing
Going Blind from smoking a joint
Building Fires
Getting 3rd degree sunburn
Getting Hand Jobs from River Rats
Eating a burger you dropped in the sand
Drinking
Getting Stung by a Bee on your ass
Seeing Driscolls white ass
Getting shot with an airsoft gun and tipping your canoe
Claiming you saw an alligator
Leaving garbage in the canoe of the girl who gave you a handjob the night before before she wakes up in the morning
and more drinking.

Let Schmelzer know if you want to go to both/either trip

5 comments:

Mats Mrozov said...

YOU BASTARDS!!!

Steve said...

what?

Jay said...

Im going the first trip

Anonymous said...

this is schmelzer speaking we are on for the weekend of the 15th of june i have reserved 5 canoes and we will be staying at campsite 15 as usual. and also jay just try to stay in your canoe

Anonymous said...

what about the apparatus?