Testing

Testing 1. 2. 3.

--
David Roeing
droeing@gmail.com
847.727.1818

Right Up Schmelzer's Alley

He even plays for Notre Dame

This is good for Schmelzer's Soul...

Reece Timothy Silvers

We have a brand new baby boy! Born March 22nd, 2008 at 3:27 am, at Pekin Hospital in Pekin Illinois. He and his mother now share the same birthday! Easy for me, as I only have to remember 1 date. Everyone is doing well. Healthy baby (6lbs 5 oz, 19.5 in), healthy mom, dad a little bit of a nervous stomach, but all in all in good health.


Will post more as we get settled.

Love,
Amy, Tim, and Reece

The Best Video You See All Day

Now this is some Schmelzer Porn!


http://view.break.com/469591 - Watch more free videos

CLITTER!

The credits are the best part:

Comedy Gold

Darrell Bluett: Hilarious comedian or world's greatest storyteller? You decide...

Big Man on Campus

This is pretty sweet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n0MQWh6KyY

Badgers,,,,

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/badgers/

I couldn't upload the video but just go to the site.....

Danger is my middle name....

Not really, but you get the point

What would we do without skateboarders?

There would be a lot more Schmelzer porn, that is for sure....


http://view.break.com/455813 - Watch more free videos

Get Out Your F'ing Check Book

I would use the headphones...

Jerry O'Connell needs a job...

This Game Looks Like a lot of Fun

This Game Looks Like a lot of Fun

What A Good Idea

I don't know that I've sent this to you guys yet, but Wow... this is good horse hate.

http://horsehater.blogspot.com/

Hockey Fights are Fun

Especially when the stupid zebras get injured...

William Tell Bowling Anyone....?

More Berman....

These things keep getting better.....

I've Had Better....

Now that is what I call nightmare fuel... <-----------------------

Everyone have a good weekend? Mine started off with some whiskey followed by about 6 hours of Rock Band. I can sing "Creep" like non ones business now. That pretty much put me down for the rest of the weekend.

I did end up watching the new James Bond movie. Man did it suck. Despite the new guy being a badass, the thing just never ended, and when it did, it sucked.

Anyway, I fell behind with my post a day promise last week, so I am going to make up for it today. I have some good stuff to show you guys...

Incredible Goal

I'm sure you hockey guys have seen this, but its the first time I have. Wow.

How to crop a picture for your myspace profile!

ORIGINAL PICTURE...............

Looks like your type Schmelzer!!!!

No Mercy!

I knew it would be saved eventually!!! The blog can not be killed!!! Way to go Loafy!


As for me, here are some pictures of the spawn of my loins:


For those of you whom may have forgot, he is expected to be born April 11th.

so i heard its snowing

hello all there up on the frigid north. I have played golf about 20 times since i have left. but enough rubbing it in. here are some pictures i took today. Until next time.....

Lucky Bastard

pictures??

Mr. Photo Mroz has many newer pictures, where are they???

New Year, New Look

Like the new look Davey Boy. The blog has definiltly been missed.

That's right Schmelzer....

Nobody fucks with the Jesus....

This really doesn't help....

You meatheads already think soccer players are homos....

Rubbin's Racing....

Courtesy of Wyz...

We need this to happen...

This much better than that stupid soda telling people to turn off their phones...

glumbert - THX for the Eyes

Best. Experiment . Ever.

Would you do it in the name of science...?

Worst. Ninja. Ever.

Quijano is smarter than you think. If he breaks things with his head, it is much harder to miss...

Mike Tyson's Punchout

How did I guess they would be Asian....?

HELLO...Hello...hello....

I assume everyone forgot how to use computers... I will take it upon myself to single handedly resurrect this site. This will become the Jesus of blogs... except you won't be able to eat it in the form a of small mass manufactured stale wafer... or get drunk from drinking it's blood...

Are there any Fantasy Football leagues?

Are there any leagues or did I just not get invited?

ESPY AWARDS 2007

Here are a few Pics I took from the pre-party, awards show, and post-party.......

just buttin' elbows with all the stars.

Hanging out with "Peanut" after the show at the after hours party.......

Chillin out with Jimmie Johnson from Nascar.....

Warfield hanging out with Devin Hester........

"Female Athlete of the Year" SOOOOO hotttt!!!! Taryn Mowatt--University of Arizona Softball pitcher.

Ryan Howard from the Phillies........

Getting shitty with "The Glove" I made him get that fat championship ring in there...Look at my drunkin stuper face....haha...almost as bad as Patrick on that billboard....

Manti Golf

Ok, first date we came up with is one month from today. who again will want or can play on sat. august 11th? Do we want to move it to another date in september? I dont think we'll actually set up an outing but just get 3 or 4 tee times and have our own tournament. Let me know who is in/out or better date for you.

Ramirez walk off jack off

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gDIgXi2Eks

How long until Mikey and Ang start hanging out with this guy?

He's been drinking some of that "delusional Kool-aid"...

And the Drunk of the Weekend Award goes to......................

Ass full of Silver Bullets.................................

Shit Dripping out of his ass from the patented "Shit Chair"...............................

Bra on his head............................

Lure's Stuck in his Trunks...................................

Yep you guessed it............................................... Michael Schmelzer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Killer Bird on Loose in Peoria

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXzo59Htqw8

I too was attacked by this bird!..in pretty much the same fashion... The thing has made the news since it has attacked so many people... Saw it attack a mailman and he freaked out and spilled all the mail out of his little push cart. It was great..and sad at the same time... Watching this bird attack gets me through the day.

Introducing the Jerry Jednoroz workout....

White Trash Weekend in Pekin

White Trash Weekend in Pekin

 

 

Timmy is a big honky tonk listening homo...

 

Timmy's Long Lost Twin

http://www.withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=3042

This Needs to Happen in Pekin...

DAY OF SPORTS!!!

Day of sports is this saturday!!! It will be held at my house, unless you guys have a different place in mind. I think that the sports will include: Fishing, Croquet (if steve can bring it), VolleyBall (If i can find my net and ball) Wiffle Ball (if dave can bring his stuff), and possibly some Bags (again if dave can bring it) Maybe a foot race or two...Any other sports are welcome. Come over to my house around 2pm? If everyone can bring something, maybe some beer, food, ice, a cooler. I'll do some cooking on the grill and provide some music for your dancing pleasure.

Canoeing Dates

Here are the dates for the annual canoeing trips, we are gonna make 2 trips again this summer. The first will be on the weekend of June 15th-17th and the second trip will be the weekend of August 3rd-5th. All are welcome to go with exception of the ladies (sorry ladies) its about $30 per person for the camping and canoe rental and we usually get up there on firday at various times, camp at the campsite friday night and hit the river saturday morning, camp on the river saturday night and return on sunday. Its a good time had by all, and Biff might drink a warm beer from your crotch on his hands and knees if you are lucky.

If you enjoy any and all of these activities, this trip is for you:
Drinking
Fishing
Grilling
Playing Sand Wiffle Ball
Drinking
Taking a Dump in the River
Grilling
Seeing Driscols Penis
Drinking
Seeing mustaches
Relaxing
Going Blind from smoking a joint
Building Fires
Getting 3rd degree sunburn
Getting Hand Jobs from River Rats
Eating a burger you dropped in the sand
Drinking
Getting Stung by a Bee on your ass
Seeing Driscolls white ass
Getting shot with an airsoft gun and tipping your canoe
Claiming you saw an alligator
Leaving garbage in the canoe of the girl who gave you a handjob the night before before she wakes up in the morning
and more drinking.

Let Schmelzer know if you want to go to both/either trip